NYU Purity Test

NYU Purity Test

The first-ever NYU Purity Test, for students to bond over nights spent debating whether lining up at Phebe's counts as networking or if getting ghosted by Citi after a Superday means you're officially fucked.

Check every item you've done. Your purity score will be calculated at the end.

Have you ever...

1. Been a student at NYU?

2. Lost your NYU ID?

3. Been to an NYU sports game?

4. Went to Phebe's?

5. Considered dropping out of NYU?

6. Changed majors more than once?

7. Turned in an assignment at 11:59pm?

8. Attended a career fair and left with nothing?

9. Used NYU SafeRide?

10. Went to Santacon?

11. Stayed inside a dorm during a fire drill?

12. Got rejected by a Stern Club?

13. Worked a shady job from NYU Handshake?

14. Been posted on @nyumissedshots?

15. Have a fake ID?

16. Went to Project X during Welcome Week?

17. Lost touch with your welcome week friends?

18. Took a CAMS class which made you reconsider your life?

19. Had a horrible freshman year roommate?

20. Got into an argument with a homeless person?

21. Lied about your major to someone?

22. Skipped a lecture to sleep off a hangover?

23. Used an NYU Bloomberg Terminal?

24. Saw Timothée Chalamet at Wash?

25. Got interviewed at Wash for an IG Reel/TikTok?

26. Got ghosted after a superday?

27. Been in the elevator while people were making out?

28. Had your valuables stolen at a party or bar?

29. Been hit on at a dining hall?

30. Been hit on in the elevator?

31. Hit on someone in the elevator?

32. Had more than 20 people in your dorm room at once?

33. Received a complaint from an RA?

34. Gotten disciplinary action from an RA/housing department?

35. Jumped a turnstile and got caught?

36. Kicked out of a building by Campus Safety?

37. Snuck into the US Open?

38. Knew someone was a zlammie before they could tell you?

39. Met someone from Gallatin who made you question the point of college?

40. Been to a AEPhi party?

41. Puked from shots at a pregame?

42. Had more than 40 people in your dorm room at once?

43. Got an internship through nepotism?

44. Smoked in Carlyle Court's yard?

45. Smoked in a dorm stairwell?

46. Smoked in a dorm bathroom?

47. Took stimulants to study for a test?

48. Attended a sober sister event while not sober?

49. Smoked in a dorm and set off the alarm?

50. Spent 4/20 at Wash?

51. Vaped during a class?

52. Sexted during a lecture?

53. Pissed between subway cars?

54. Been to Poco Thursday?

55. Been to Wonderland?

56. Used a pickup line on someone at Wash?

57. Got caught sneaking into a Sternie's party?

58. Gotten into The Box with a fake ID?

59. Been to a bottle service night with Stern kids?

60. Banned from an NYU building?

61. Citibiked while drunk?

62. Blacked out at a dorm and woke up in the lounge?

63. Had someone buy you drinks then ditched them?

64. Crossed the Hudson or East River for a hookup?

65. Had drinks with your professor?

66. Hooked up in a dorm common room?

67. Hooked up in an NYU building's lounge?

68. Hooked up in a laundry room?

69. Hooked up with someone you met on the NYU shuttle?

70. Hooked up with someone you met at a Zeta Psi party?

71. Hooked up with someone you met in a class?

72. Hooked up with more than 5 people in one night?

73. Hooked up with someone you met at a Kimmel event?

74. Hooked up with someone you met on a dating app?

75. Hooked up with someone during a club event?

76. Hooked up with someone from the Wrestling Team?

77. Ghosted someone you met on a dating app?

78. Ended the night in the ambulance?

79. Snuck into the Palladium pool while it was closed?

80. Done coke at The Playground?

81. Got arrested during a night out?

82. Paused a hookup to make a condom run?

83. Had sex while their roommate was home in another room?

84. Made out with someone on the subway?

85. Had a threesome (or more) in Third North?

86. Snorted coke during finals week?

87. Lied about your age to someone at a bar or club?

88. Crashed a billionaire's after-party?

89. Fucked someone while their roommate was sleeping in the same room?

90. Received a UTI from a one-night stand?

91. Got caught checking out someone at 404?

92. Had group sex?

93. Pegged or got pegged?

94. Been photographed or filmed during sex by yourself or others?

95. Lost your virginity with someone from a dating app?

96. Had sex in a bed not belonging to you or your partner?

97. Used your roommate's clothes to clean up after a hookup?

98. Paid or been paid for a sexual act?

99. Hooked up with a TA in their office?

100. Slept with a professor?

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Caution: This is not a bucket list. Completing this test might leave you safe-riding back from the ER at 6am with no ID.

Based on the Rice Purity Test. Made for NYU students, by NYU students. Not NYU affiliated.