NYU Purity Test

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1. Been a student at NYU?
2. Lost your NYU ID?
3. Taken the elevator just to go up one floor?
4. Given up on finding a seat in Bobst?
5. Had the classes you wanted fill up before your registration time?
6. Submitted an assignment at 11:59 pm?
7. Changed majors more than once?
8. Considered dropping out of NYU?
9. Taken a CAMS class that made you reconsider your life?
10. Joined a club mailing list and never gone to a meeting?
11. Gone to an NYU event just for the free food or merch?
12. Gone to a career fair just for the free stuff?
13. Used an NYU Bloomberg terminal?
14. Been rejected by a Stern club?
15. Worked a shady job you found on NYU Handshake?
16. Gotten an internship through nepotism?
17. Used AI to finish an assignment right before the deadline?
18. Traveled more than you studied while studying abroad?
19. Been to an NYU sports game?
20. Used NYU SafeRide?
21. Lost touch with your Welcome Week friends?
22. Had a terrible freshman year roommate?
23. Ordered delivery from a restaurant on your block?
24. Toured an apartment with a windowless bedroom?
25. Lived in a living room converted into a bedroom?
26. Stayed inside a dorm during a fire drill?
27. Been to Phebe's?
28. Been to Project X during Welcome Week?
29. Been posted on @nyumissedshots?
30. Seen Timothée Chalamet at Wash?
31. Seen Barron Trump on campus?
32. Seen Zohran Mamdani in person?
33. Joined a street celebration after a Knicks playoff win?
34. Been interviewed at Wash for a TikTok or Instagram Reel?
35. Gone out of your way for food you saw on TikTok or Instagram?
36. Changed your route to class to avoid someone?
37. Lied to someone about your major?
38. Been ghosted after a superday?
39. Been hit on in a dining hall?
40. Been caught checking someone out at 404?
41. Flirted with someone or been hit on in an elevator?
42. Shared an elevator with people making out?
43. Had a fake ID?
44. Been to Santacon?
45. Been to an AEPhi party?
46. Been warned or written up by an RA or NYU housing?
47. Had more than 40 people in your dorm room at once?
48. Had something stolen at a party or bar?
49. Thrown up after shots at a pregame?
50. Jumped a subway turnstile and been caught?
51. Been kicked out of a building by Campus Safety?
52. Snuck into the US Open?
53. Smoked in Carlyle Court's courtyard?
54. Smoked in a dorm stairwell or bathroom?
55. Taken prescription stimulants without your own prescription to study for a test?
56. Been to a sober sister event while not sober?
57. Set off a dorm smoke alarm by smoking?
58. Spent 4/20 at Wash?
59. Vaped in class?
60. Sexted during a lecture?
61. Peed between subway cars?
62. Been caught sneaking into a Stern student's party?
63. Been to a bottle service night with Stern students?
64. Been banned from an NYU building?
65. Ridden a Citi Bike while drunk?
66. Blacked out in a dorm and woken up in the lounge?
67. Let someone buy you drinks, then ditched them?
68. Skipped a lecture to sleep off a hangover?
69. Gone straight from a night out to class?
70. Fallen asleep on the subway and missed your stop?
71. Paid a cover charge and left within half an hour?
72. Run into someone from NYU in another city?
73. Had drinks with a professor?
74. Crossed the Hudson or East River to make out or have sex with someone?
75. Made out or had sex in an NYU common room or lounge?
76. Made out or had sex in a laundry room?
77. Made out or had sex with someone you met on the NYU shuttle?
78. Made out or had sex with someone you met at an NYU party or event?
79. Made out or had sex with someone you met in class?
80. Made out with more than five people in one night?
81. Made out or had sex with someone you met on a dating app?
82. Ghosted someone you met on a dating app?
83. Ended the night in an ambulance?
84. Snuck into the Palladium pool while it was closed?
85. Been arrested during a night out?
86. Paused a hookup to go buy condoms?
87. Made out with someone on the subway?
88. Snorted coke during finals week?
89. Lied about your age to someone at a bar or club?
90. Crashed a billionaire's afterparty?
91. Had sex while your partner's roommate was asleep in the same room?
92. Had group sex?
93. Pegged someone or been pegged?
94. Been photographed or filmed during sex?
95. Lost your virginity to someone you met on a dating app?
96. Had sex in a bed that wasn't yours or your partner's?
97. Used your roommate's clothes to clean up after a hookup?
98. Paid or been paid for a sexual act?
99. Had sex with a TA?
100. Had sex with a professor?

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